dickunt

A pussy whipped boy. One whos girlfriend controls him or the bottom in a gay relationship.

"ur bitch never lets u chill. Ur a dickunt"

by A2K February 18, 2003

Charles Dickcunts

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye

Oh! Dickcuntfuck!

by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

Dicknuts.

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying

(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.

by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

dicunt

Latin for 'they say'. Serious.

Dicunt puellam esse fessum. They say that the girl is tired

by Maxwell? January 12, 2006

DickCunt

When a penis is growing out of a vagina

Ohh my Dickcunt is so big

by zack15795 September 17, 2015