Pickochet 

An intercept in American football in which the pass bounces off a receiver's hands and lands in the hands of an often unexpecting defensive player.

Georgia was looking pretty good against Alabama until Stetson Bennett through the pickochet in the red zone then everything just fell apart.

Pickochet by Kompress0r October 18, 2020

Dickochet 

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.

Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.

Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

PicPocket 

def. PicPocket ˈpɪkˌpɒkɪt (v.)

1. the act of gaining access to all the photos taken at any live event in real-time, worldwide, without asking for them
2. the act of sharing photos at any live event without telling anyone

def. PicPocket ˈpɪkˌpɒkɪt (n.)
1. a person who steals from the pockets or handbags of others in public places pickpocket
2. anyone who gladly shares his/her photos taken at live events knowing that doing so gets them access to everyone else’s as well
3. anyone who has been promised pictures from weddings, birthday parties, Little League games and family reunions who's tired of being lied to and takes matters into their own hands so they never miss out again
4. an Austin, TX based start-up with a cool logo and an even cooler name that makes photo-sharing at live events so easy, it’s almost criminal

NASCAR fan #1: Dude, did you see that wreck at Daytona last week?
NASCAR fan #2: Nah. I was sitting way on the opposite side of the track!
NASCAR fan #1: Me too, but I PicPocket'ed them. Way cool.

future Bride: Honey, did you buy all those cheap, disposable, plastic cameras made in China for our wedding guests?
fiancé: No, sweetie. I decided we're gonna PicPocket the wedding and the reception instead. Everybody has an iPhone5 these days anyway and this way, we get all their photos instantly and can share them online without a hassle.
future Bride: oh, honey. I love you. You just think of everything.

soccer mom #1: Hey, will you send me those pics you took at the game on Saturday?
soccer mom #2: (yawn) that's so old school. All you have to do is download the PicPocket app and you could get everyone's photos instantly!
soccer mom #1: Oh… thanks. Valium?

PicPocket by SharingIsNotaCrime January 27, 2013

afro pickpocket 

The act of stealing an Afro pick from a black person's Afro, without them realizing it.

Jermaine: Where did you get that Afro pick?

Jeff: I Afro pickpocketed that black guy Jerome at the Clippers game.

afro pickpocket by Pickpocketed May 13, 2014

Augusto Pinochet 

Dictator who ruled Chile with an iron fist from 1973 to 1990. Pinochet headed the military junta that controlled the country after a coup that deposed the democratically elected president Salvador Allende. During his reign, Pinochet ordered the violent suppression of all political opposition to his government. A commission determined that his military and government were responsible for human rights violations, including more than 2,000 deaths and untold numbers of disappearances.

All opposition parties were banned, the press was censored and dissidents up and down the country were abducted and executed without trial. The notorious Caravan of Death, an Army death squad flew the length of the country by helicopter in October 1973, extinguishing 97 influential opposition figures. Even dissidents that had fled the country were not out of Pinochet’s reach. Operation Condor, tracked the numerous Chileans that had fled into exile. No-one was safe from Pinochet’s paranoid anti-communist drive. General Prats, Augusto Pinochet’s predecessor in the role of Commander in Chief, was killed in Buenos Aires in 1974.

Pinochet is pronounced Pino – Chay. The t is silent.

Augusto Pinochet by Dancing with Fire June 19, 2011

Reverse pickpocket 

When instead of taking stuff out of pockets you put stuff in.

The crown jewel of my reverse pickpocket career is slipping 5 didldos in the priests pocket.

Reverse pickpocket by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016