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dicknip
When a girlfriend finds out your cheating on her, she vigorously cuts off your dick and feeds it to her cat.
dicknip by emilypalmer. :) January 24, 2009
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Dicklips Dunn
Proper Noun; A second grade teacher from upstate New York. Also goes by the name Ginger Dunn. Universally excepted worldwide as the worlds greatest cocksucker. Blow job giver and mother of 2. Has given millions upon millions of blow jobs. All time world record holder for dicks sucked. Mother to Kevin and Jonathon. Holds trademarks such as the saying, “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!” I love sucking cock and will suck any cock at any time. A true world renowned cocksucker.
1. “Hey Sean, where did that Clearly Canadian bottle go?, wasn’t Dicklips Dunn just drinking it?”
“Well Chris, if you could call it DRINKING... she was sucking that bottle like a dick!! She wrapped her dicklips around that bottle and made it completely disappear down her throat!! Just like she was sucking cock!”
2. “Hey look everybody, it’s Dicklips Dunn!!”
Ginger : “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!!!”
3. “Hey George, aren’t you in Dicklips Dunn’s second grade class this year?”
“Yeah. And it’s great cuz she’s been sucking all of the kids ducks! This is gonna be an awesome year!”
“Well Chris, if you could call it DRINKING... she was sucking that bottle like a dick!! She wrapped her dicklips around that bottle and made it completely disappear down her throat!! Just like she was sucking cock!”
2. “Hey look everybody, it’s Dicklips Dunn!!”
Ginger : “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!!!”
3. “Hey George, aren’t you in Dicklips Dunn’s second grade class this year?”
“Yeah. And it’s great cuz she’s been sucking all of the kids ducks! This is gonna be an awesome year!”
Dicklips Dunn by C. MURDER April 3, 2021
Dickipedia
Johnny: “Hey, remember when Elon Musk bought and ruined Twitter?”
Lauren: “Oh yeah. He’s such a Dickipedia.”
Lauren: “Oh yeah. He’s such a Dickipedia.”
Dickipedia by TK2000 October 28, 2023
dicknity
Respect my DICKnity!
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