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To be at/to be dragged to a picnik or other social gathering that men you don't like or hate are more dominant than the others you do like.
Side note: You can be a at a dicknik with ONLY men you dont like.
Mike: Hey man, ive been trying to call you! Where are you at?
You: Dude, I'm at a dicknik with mark and robert!
Dicknik by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010
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dicknity 

dignity for your dick, kinda like respect for your "size" ...
Respect my DICKnity!
dicknity by AK4724 March 29, 2007
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Dicknigga 

Dicknigga- the act of acting like a dick and a bitch at the same time.
John: Daniel can I copy your homework
Daniel: no.
John: you're being a real dicknigga right now.
Dicknigga by Brisknips October 13, 2016
Similiar to a picnic although after the peanut butter sandwiches and capri sun's, you spread out a blanket and have some hot rabid sex for several hours.
Me: Hey let's go on a picnic.
George: I do love a good picnic. But wouldn't that be kind of gay with only two guys?
Me: Not at all. I'll get some girls to come and fuck in the grass.
Ray: ALRIGHT! It's a DICKNICK!!!
Dicknic by Frenchee French March 5, 2009
It's like catnip for your dick.
Grrrl... that red hair is just dicknip.
Dicknip by claphappy September 10, 2020

dicknipple 

a nipple long enough to be a penis. Or simply a strange, nonexistant, birth defect.
Charles: My god, I've got dicknipples.
Peter: Might I suckle from yon teat?
Charles: Please.
dicknipple by Peter Charleston March 29, 2005

dicknigger 

being a dick and a nigger, at the same time
Dipan: Are you guys coming today?
Sangit: No,the other guys said no.
Dipan: You Dickniggers.
dicknigger by Sangit August 2, 2008
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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