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dicknipple 

a nipple long enough to be a penis. Or simply a strange, nonexistant, birth defect.
Charles: My god, I've got dicknipples.
Peter: Might I suckle from yon teat?
Charles: Please.
dicknipple by Peter Charleston March 29, 2005
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Dicknipple 

It's the tip of a mans penis
"Babe, close your legs, your Dicknipple is hanging out and it's scaring the kids"
Dicknipple by Railsrm July 17, 2014

dicknipples 

nipples that seem to have a head much like that of a circumsized penis.
Yeah, Michelle's got those huge tits, but I heard she's got the dicknipples.
dicknipples by kid_a January 20, 2009

shitting dicknipples 

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/
1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"

Dick Nipple 

A huge, thick nipple, usually longer than 1 inch in length.
Are you sure you can fit her huge DICK NIPPLES in your mouth?
Dick Nipple by lew July 30, 2004

dickpimples

a male genital skin disorder, where acne grows upon the epidermis of male genitalia. The acne begins near the bass of the penis and spreads up the shaft until, finally, invading the head and penis lips. Truely, the most sickeningly disgusting genital skin disorder, just shy of the ultimate, herpes.
Man: Holy shit dude, I have pimples growing on my penis!!!
Dude: Aw man, that sounds like a case of the dickpimples.
dickpimples by Felixooooooooo July 24, 2008

dicksipper 

One who engages in gay sexual activity which evolves drinking cum
"Holy fuck I had no idea Roberto was a dicksipper!"
dicksipper by Shatterpulse July 17, 2007
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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