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dickmometer 

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
dickmometer by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

dickmeyer 

An unusually large human being that has a tendency to head butt sleazeballs and make out with their women.
Dude, you're girl is making out with Dickmeyer!

Dude: WHAT???

*POW* Headbutt to the face.

Girl: I'm going to let Dickemeyer strongsauce all over my face now.
dickmeyer by Doooder98734 May 15, 2010

Dicklement

The act of complementing a guy on his penis.
Man, at the party last night Tom kept on getting his cock out. He was totally fishing for a dicklement.
Dicklement by fagmuttonmittenbutton February 19, 2011

duckmemesaresperm 

An EPIC member of the #Spermsquad That annoys Cumcell in his dm‘s and posts once a decade.
„Hey did you see @duckmemesaresperm s post yet ?“

„Lmao whos that cunt

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004