dickmeyer 

An unusually large human being that has a tendency to head butt sleazeballs and make out with their women.

Dude, you're girl is making out with Dickmeyer!

Dude: WHAT???

*POW* Headbutt to the face.

Girl: I'm going to let Dickemeyer strongsauce all over my face now.

dickmeyer by Doooder98734 May 15, 2010

dickeyed 

To be yelled at and ridiculed constantly because you are a major screw up at work. Generally occurs one or many times before you are shamefully terminated from your place of employment. May also be followed by what is known as the Dickey dance, as your colleagues celebrate your long awaited removal from the premises.

Maybe in the next season of The Apprentice, you may hear Donald Trump say “You’re Dickeyed” instead of “You’re Fired”.

Every four months I get Dickeyed from my job.

I've been Dickeyed from four jobs just this year.

dickeyed by pdiddy12345 August 27, 2007

dickometer 

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

dickometer by angusvox April 26, 2009

The Dickbeer Float

Pour beer into the pussy, but be sure to let it saturate...then you fuck the shit out of it until you cum inside(no pull outs!!!!), then have her power pussy(squirt out) the concocktion in your mouth...tastes surprisingly just like a root beer float!

I bet you liked The Dickbeer Float i gave you last night baby...

The Dickbeer Float by Dick Cummings1 May 3, 2008

dickseer

A person who can see out of there dick.

Com'n man why u got to be such a dickseer.

dickseer by Person142 October 9, 2018

Dorkmeyer 

A person whom acts like an idiot and looks like a nerd, and combine the two together. This person looks like such a dork by the way they act, when performing any type of job or work. They are a jack of all trades, yet master of none...

Hey look at that idiot overthere, what a dorkmeyer!!

Dorkmeyer by toolwerkz August 10, 2009

Dickeye 

A slang term that compares a person to the end of the urethra where it exits the penis. Usually said as a light insult about someones bad behavior. Similar to Asshole.

"Otto is such a dickeye, he dropped the poker chips in the toilet and didn't wash them before the game."

Leo referred to his half-blind dog as a dickeye due to his constant flatulence.

"Mike, you dickeye, get your filthy feet off of my coffee table!"

Dickeye by Rexomaticus McManus November 17, 2006