Dickhorn 

Someone who is too busy living in the past to focus on the future. They are oblivious to the good things in life

She is such a dickhorn; shes too busy living in the past to focus on the future.

Dickhorn by awkotaco1905 November 30, 2013

dickhound 

A girl, usually of the unattractive type, who'll do anything to get laid. Very much like a bloodhound on the trial of a scent. You know the ones at the bar whose legs can barely support their own weight, but still think 'why don't you buy me a drink?' is a good pick up line.

"Dude, that girl from the bar last night was a fucking dickhound"

dickhound by Aryan D October 7, 2006

Dickhonk 

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.

Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!

Dickhonk by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009

Dickcorn 

The free popcorn that sits right outside of bathrooms at restaurants and bars.

Hey Dave, Grab me a handful of Dickcorn when you come back from the bathroom.

Dickcorn by ItTingles January 3, 2019

Canadian Duckhorn 

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

Canadian Duckhorn by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

dickfornuts 

1.person who has a penis where his testicles should be
2.insult - word used interchangably with toolbag

That Kelly Kaiser sure is a dickfornuts.

dickfornuts by ba all the way November 10, 2004

dickcorn 

When you cut your dick off and tape it to your for head and ram it into your lovers asshole while screaming "rainbows and skittles"

My husband gave me a great dickcorn

dickcorn by BootyTickler March 1, 2018