Dickhorn

Someone who is too busy living in the past to focus on the future. They are oblivious to the good things in life

She is such a dickhorn; shes too busy living in the past to focus on the future.

by awkotaco1905 November 30, 2013

dickhound

A girl, usually of the unattractive type, who'll do anything to get laid. Very much like a bloodhound on the trial of a scent. You know the ones at the bar whose legs can barely support their own weight, but still think 'why don't you buy me a drink?' is a good pick up line.

"Dude, that girl from the bar last night was a fucking dickhound"

by Aryan D October 7, 2006

Dickhonk

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.

Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!

by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009

Dickcorn

The free popcorn that sits right outside of bathrooms at restaurants and bars.

Hey Dave, Grab me a handful of Dickcorn when you come back from the bathroom.

by ItTingles January 3, 2019

Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

dickfornuts

1.person who has a penis where his testicles should be
2.insult - word used interchangably with toolbag

That Kelly Kaiser sure is a dickfornuts.

by ba all the way November 10, 2004

dickcorn

When you cut your dick off and tape it to your for head and ram it into your lovers asshole while screaming "rainbows and skittles"

My husband gave me a great dickcorn

by BootyTickler March 1, 2018