Definitions by Brosefstalin

Dickhonk 

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.

Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!

Dickhonk by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009