Dickhonch 

the dicking of a honch. normally known as dicking. typically used as a sweaty honch using your dick. only a man can perform dick honches all day. a female can receive a dick honch in a fashion known only as an open source of entertainment.

Justin Marchak just dickhonched Chris Cotter back to the third dimension. dickhonch

Dickhonch by Padawon, Tomg July 29, 2012

Dickochet 

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.

Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.

Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness 

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

dickmunch 

one who munches on dicks

mo is a fuckin dickmunch

dickmunch by Anonymous February 11, 2003

dickpunch 

1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.

1. Goofus just dickpunched Gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.

dickpunch by Nimsim July 20, 2008

dickpuncher 

a individual who frequently attacks or assaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.

i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!

dickpuncher by fat nutz October 14, 2007

Dickhonk 

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.

Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!

Dickhonk by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009