Dickhonk 

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.

Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!

Dickhonk by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009

dickdonkulous

An extension of ridonkulous; used predominantly in reference to subjects that are amazing, rather than absurd.

Vince Carter dunking over that 7'2" French gump in the olympics was totally dickdonkulous.

dickdonkulous by Peter Rothbart May 6, 2006

Dickmonke 

When a person is acting like a real dick but you wanna be polite about it

Caleb: Hey Tyler, wanna play a game?
Tyler: No cunt.
Caleb: Wow Tyler, You're acting like a real Dickmonke.

Dickmonke by Leb11 May 22, 2021

dickmonkey 

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

dickmonkey by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003

Dickhonch 

the dicking of a honch. normally known as dicking. typically used as a sweaty honch using your dick. only a man can perform dick honches all day. a female can receive a dick honch in a fashion known only as an open source of entertainment.

Justin Marchak just dickhonched Chris Cotter back to the third dimension. dickhonch

Dickhonch by Padawon, Tomg July 29, 2012

dickwonk

A derogative term for slapping the inside of a girls cheek with your dick, the phrase "get wonked" is commonly used as i describes all the agressor's inner feelings. such as racism.

"i gave her the maddest dickwonk" - Abraham Lincoln 2k16
"what are your plans with my daughter" "Dickwonk" - Bali Rai 2k10

dickwonk by xX_Dan_F0ster_Xx April 19, 2018