dickhound

A girl, usually of the unattractive type, who'll do anything to get laid. Very much like a bloodhound on the trial of a scent. You know the ones at the bar whose legs can barely support their own weight, but still think 'why don't you buy me a drink?' is a good pick up line.

"Dude, that girl from the bar last night was a fucking dickhound"

by Aryan D October 7, 2006

Dickhudt

The metaphorical act of putting something on the shelf

Let's Dickhudt that for a moment

by Evcaleb July 9, 2009

The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"

You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.

by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

dickhand

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.

Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

by RaFF-L September 3, 2003

Dickhonk

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.

Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!

by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009

Darkhounds

The reason you're afraid of the dark. Best Xbox 360 clan ever.

Darkhounds afraid clan

by FearTheBolts September 1, 2009

dickhold

A man that fondles his penis because no one else will do it for him.

Mike is such a dickhold since he became single

by Chrisfromwis October 19, 2006