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Dickfight

Trying to be better at someone at something after losing a game, being a sore loser.
I won fair and square in a game of 8-ball at the bar and this punk tries to dickfight me by challenging me to arm wrestle him
by Tren trooper June 19, 2025
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Dickfish

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!
by Seth G. June 19, 2017
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Dickfished

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.
Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.
by Marco the Great October 26, 2013
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Dick Fight

Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.

A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.

The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.

If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.
Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw
by Romeo D'Casanova June 7, 2011
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docfight

Docfight (noun, verb)

/'dok - fite/

1. (noun) A knowledge-centric battle between two ambitious medical students to determine which is intellectually superior, generally revolving around the diagnosis and/or treatment of extremely rare illnesses. Often instigated by a hierarchically-superior medical professional assaulting an intellectually inferior colleague with a battery of medical questions as a form of teaching, which is informally referred to as "pimping" due to the repeated violation the poor saps are subjected to. The two docfighting students, sensing weakness, will then pounce and begin to shout out the correct answers.

2. (verb) The act of engaging in a docfight.

Etymology: Derived from the analogous noun "cockfight."
Did you hear about when Dave and Kelly got into a docfight about the physical findings in Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome? The attending was pimping poor Steve, but of course he had no clue; Dave quickly said intra-abdominal testes and scant pubic hair, but then out of nowhere, Kelly whipped out enlarged breasts! Needless to say, we were all stunned.
by doctor trey November 12, 2010
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dickfish

Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.
"Did you catch anything?"

"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."
by King Festus December 4, 2005
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Dicklight

A fowl species that love stealing vehicles and other items. They have distict light in their head
Van: I encountered another godamn dicklight
Moto: Those cunts
by TheBookshelfVanished June 22, 2018
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