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Dickclot 

When someone is being obnoxiously ignorant.
Quit acting like a fucking dickclot!
Dickclot by kentuckyloglady October 1, 2015
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dickclown 

Someone who fucks you over, often at work as well as just in life and finds great joy in it. Often leaves a situation completely fucked over and runs away laughing. Also a verb meaning to fuck someone's shit up.
That smiling ass Gary thought it would be great to leave a pile of work for me to do on my desk on Friday right before the end of the day. What a dickclown!

Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.
dickclown by Javier McCoy March 21, 2011

dickclit 

A clit that is large enough to be mistaken for a penis, although is not.
That bitch had a 2" dickclit!
dickclit by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

Dickclit 

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.
You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?

dickclown 

the perfect word to describe a male that leaves you heartbroken-you know the one. out of the blue just fucks you over. a real shithead.
Jane really thought Joe was the one, turns out he was a dickclown.

dickalottapuss 

Dickin bitches down left n right!

A man know for his ability to simultaneously handle multiple bitches.
Dom is known as a dickalottapuss!
dickalottapuss by Lexiforious May 10, 2024

Sir. Dickalot 

The disciple of Mr. Rodaton
OMG LOOK, its Sir. Dickalot!”
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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