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When someone is being obnoxiously ignorant.

Quit acting like a fucking dickclot!

Dickclot by kentuckyloglady October 1, 2015

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dickclown

Someone who fucks you over, often at work as well as just in life and finds great joy in it. Often leaves a situation completely fucked over and runs away laughing. Also a verb meaning to fuck someone's shit up.

That smiling ass Gary thought it would be great to leave a pile of work for me to do on my desk on Friday right before the end of the day. What a dickclown!

Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.

dickclown by Javier McCoy March 21, 2011

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dickclit

A clit that is large enough to be mistaken for a penis, although is not.

That bitch had a 2" dickclit!

dickclit by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

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Dickclit

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.

You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?

Dickclit by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

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dickclown

the perfect word to describe a male that leaves you heartbroken-you know the one. out of the blue just fucks you over. a real shithead.

Jane really thought Joe was the one, turns out he was a dickclown.

dickclown by confirmed dickclown hater December 21, 2006

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dickalottapuss

Dickin bitches down left n right!

A man know for his ability to simultaneously handle multiple bitches.

Dom is known as a dickalottapuss!

dickalottapuss by Lexiforious May 10, 2024

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Sir. Dickalot

The disciple of Mr. Rodaton

“OMG LOOK, its Sir. Dickalot!”

Sir. Dickalot by FormalMrRodaton May 2, 2025

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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