Dickclot

When someone is being obnoxiously ignorant.

Quit acting like a fucking dickclot!

by kentuckyloglady October 1, 2015

dickclown

Someone who fucks you over, often at work as well as just in life and finds great joy in it. Often leaves a situation completely fucked over and runs away laughing. Also a verb meaning to fuck someone's shit up.

That smiling ass Gary thought it would be great to leave a pile of work for me to do on my desk on Friday right before the end of the day. What a dickclown!

Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.

by Javier McCoy March 21, 2011

dickclit

A clit that is large enough to be mistaken for a penis, although is not.

That bitch had a 2" dickclit!

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

Dickclit

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.

You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

dickclown

the perfect word to describe a male that leaves you heartbroken-you know the one. out of the blue just fucks you over. a real shithead.

Jane really thought Joe was the one, turns out he was a dickclown.

by confirmed dickclown hater December 21, 2006

dickalottapuss

Dickin bitches down left n right!

A man know for his ability to simultaneously handle multiple bitches.

Dom is known as a dickalottapuss!

by Lexiforious May 10, 2024

Sir. Dickalot

The disciple of Mr. Rodaton

“OMG LOOK, its Sir. Dickalot!”

by FormalMrRodaton May 2, 2025