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Dickbelief 

1) High self-esteem, whether justified or otherwise, leading one to score with the ladies

2) Cocky sexual attitude; to be certain one is going to get laid

Example:

Friend 1: "Man, I can't believe Joe is talking to that girl. She's way out of his league."

Friend 2: "Yeah, he's in utter dickbelief!"

3) A newly-found faith in a friend previously thought to be a loser; being impressed by a friend's sexual conquests.

Example:

Friend 1: "Wow! Did you hear Joey took those two girls home from the club and had a threesome all night?!"

Friend 2: "Yeah. He's restored my dickbelief in him..."

Friend 1: "I guess I'm a dickbeliever, too! What a lucky bastard!"
1) After three crown and cokes, Nick gained a bit of dickbelief and flirted with the sorority sluts.

2) After Morty scored with that bombshell, I was in dickbelief.

See also: Dickbeliever ; Romeovernight
Dickbelief by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011

Dickbeliever 

1) One who is confident with the other sex

2) One who is impressed by a friend's sexual conquests or prowess

3) A girl who will believe anything a man says
1) "Man, Stanley sure is a dickbeliever! Look at him flirting with the WHOLE cheerleading squad!"

2) "Stanley's recent string of one-night-stands has made a real dickbeliever out of me!"

3) So, even though Sara saw him getting blown by her sister, she is still convinced he's in love with her! What a dickbeliever!
Dickbeliever by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011

dickberger 

1. When you want a hamburger but only have hotdog buns left you make the meat look like a dick (or hotdog).

2. A word used to insult a very cheap (possibly jewish) friend.
David didnt buy hamburger buns for the party, so Im making him a dickberger with extra cream cheese!
dickberger by jonesberger October 9, 2018

dickbeaters 

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!
dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003

Dickweed 

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
Dickweed by Phuqit October 11, 2006