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Dicknastics 

The act of a very small woman, maybe a dwarf or japanese lady, performing all sorts of athletic feats on the erect penis of a large male.
'Oh my god last night. That geisha in Bangkok sure is good at dicknastics
Dicknastics by sbfssdgdsg December 31, 2009
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Dicktastic 

To make such a dick move that it requires a new category
Jukes and Ada didn't know why they were gonna do at Michaels so ben told them to get two xbox controlers from Colins without telling them they were going to Michaels even tho Colin and Michael are good friends. what a dicktastic move
Dicktastic by Baby Roth February 28, 2010

Dickastic 

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.
After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'
Dickastic by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

dicktastic 

u look dicktastic today!!
dicktastic by The Jenn February 6, 2003

Dickgistics 

The science of production, distribution, and consumption of dick.
This bitch majored in dickgistics!
Dickgistics by Sklr123 November 30, 2019
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