Dankapotamus 

One who oozes or hoards dank, one who creates a large amount of dank

My bro is such a dankapotamus he gets so many girls.

Dankapotamus by Mike0619 October 2, 2009

Dickapotamus 

The result of being a really huge dick.

Boy1: Man, tell me that club wasnt great, with all them hot girls.
Boy2: Geee, the club had a aracular shape and size.
Boy1: Why you gotta be such a dickapotamus?

Dickapotamus by Momo_The_Gawd February 20, 2009

dorkapotamus 

1. An enormous, socially inept, stupid person
2. A person who embarrasses everyone around them majorly

1. Geez, who is that dorkapotamus over there that just spilled his drink?

2. Did you just fart? You are such a dorkapotamus

dorkapotamus by Amanda Nicole Romanach April 22, 2008

Donkapotimus 

a person who lacks common sense and acts with ignorance and stupidity.

(noun) Brittney Spears shaved her head because she is a donkapotimus.
My best friend is a donkapotimus for falling off the roof.

Donkapotimus by Parkerm3 January 4, 2011

Dankapotomusrex 

A mythical creature created by a guy named Dusty. This creature is a duck, hippo, and a t-rex.

omg look theres a dankapotomusrex.

Dankapotomusrex by hi200012039032 January 13, 2016