dickapotomus 

1. Used in lieu of colossal dick.
2. A person that is a real asshole.

Man that guy that cut me off is a real dickapotomus.

Hey Cody , stop being a dickapotomus.

dickapotomus by Cblantooo April 17, 2017

Dickapotamus 

The result of being a really huge dick.

Boy1: Man, tell me that club wasnt great, with all them hot girls.
Boy2: Geee, the club had a aracular shape and size.
Boy1: Why you gotta be such a dickapotamus?

Dickapotamus by Momo_The_Gawd February 20, 2009

dickopotamus 

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by Angel_star March 27, 2010

dickopotamus 

Ruiner of things.

He's such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by edgeh72 April 18, 2011

Lickapotomus 

Someone who steals in such excess that their prize weighs them down like a Hippo.

Dude we had a party last night and all of are shit got jacked.

Well thats what happens when you let a bunch of Lickapotomuses come through.

Lickapotomus by RobbyBenjamin June 5, 2016

DORKAPOTOMUS 

is a dirivative of the word dork and hippopotomus.

My Sister in Law is Dorkapotomus.

DORKAPOTOMUS by AmandaMichele October 20, 2009

Dickopotomus 

Two fat men fucking a chocholate donut in an orgy

Bro did u participate in that crazy dickopotomus last night?

Nah man, they only were accepting guys over 350

Dickopotomus by Goldfishthesnackthatsmilesback November 12, 2016