Dickalow 

Men's dick that is tiny swallowed by foreskin

I can't see the top
Of my dick
I'm having a dickalow

Dickalow by Mysticnight October 3, 2019

Dicklow 

The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.

Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."

Dicklow by Wolfany May 3, 2017

dickslowed 

You're driving your car and making good time and then you pull up behind someone going really slow and you can't pass. You just got dickslowed.

Sorry, I got dickslowed on my way over here.

dickslowed by westcherry October 1, 2016

dickclown 

Someone who fucks you over, often at work as well as just in life and finds great joy in it. Often leaves a situation completely fucked over and runs away laughing. Also a verb meaning to fuck someone's shit up.

That smiling ass Gary thought it would be great to leave a pile of work for me to do on my desk on Friday right before the end of the day. What a dickclown!

Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.

dickclown by Javier McCoy March 21, 2011

dickplowed 

To get plowed by a dick. Fucked hard.

Hey honey, wanna go upstairs and get dickplowed.

dickplowed by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

dickalogna 

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

dickalogna by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017

Dickaloo 

1. When you penis is so small you gotta call it to see if it’s it there.

2. When your best friend is a Kevin.

Hey...you hear that dickaloo.

Dickaloo by Nicgab June 8, 2018