Definitions by philsphan88

closet eater 

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.

Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.

closet eater by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

dickplowed 

To get plowed by a dick. Fucked hard.

Hey honey, wanna go upstairs and get dickplowed.

dickplowed by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

Flying H 

A combination of sorts of a Wobbly H and an Albino Rhino. Generally, the desired outcome is a double homicide. Preferably done when you strongly dislike both the girl you are attempting to fuck and the guy she is blowing.

Man 1: I attempted a Flying H last night
Man 2: What happened
Man 1: I snapped the chicks spine and she chomped down on the guy's cock.
Man 2: Wow how are they?
Man 1: Both in the morgue.

Flying H by philsphan88 October 7, 2007