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Dick-Noosed

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.
Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.
by James Waternoose July 8, 2010
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Dick-Nosed Freak

When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use.
That guy is such a dick-nosed freak
by Pet_Grandma July 24, 2009
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dick noose

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.
noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.
by Gavin B July 5, 2007
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Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.
Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.
by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009
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dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.
Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.
by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011
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dicknoosed

Man, Chris won't let Stephannie go anywhere. She's totally dicknoosed.
by Morton Lewinsky March 16, 2011
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