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dick shaft 

my dick is as hard as a rod of steel
dick shaft by daniel August 25, 2003

Dick shaft 

Being a little worse than a dickhead
That guy is a Dick shaft
Dick shaft by therealguy22 April 30, 2024

dickshaft 

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago
He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!
dickshaft by caago August 21, 2009

dickshaft 

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.
She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.
dickshaft by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004
verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)
Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it
Dickshift by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

Dickshat 

If an person shits themselves during anal sex the penetrating partner has been dickshat.
It was some of the best anal sex I’d ever had until I was dickshat by him.
Dickshat by Lesbian Icon March 14, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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