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Dick flood 

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.
"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."
Dick flood by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018
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Urban Dick Flooders 

An Urban Dick Flooder is someone that post completely useless garbage on Urban Dictionary. They cause Editors to spend hours sorting through WOS (Waste Of Space) posts, in order to find the legitimate New Word descriptions. These types of Posters tend to not have their own accounts, and often times are first-time viewers of the site. Since they don't care about the site, or it's rules, they post generic junk like "Jenna is so hot!" and "Tommy is a F@G!". These types of posts create a giant mess of posts that legitimate Posters and Editors have to sort through. Which can cause delays of new words being posted to the site by weeks, even months. Many legitimate words can even be dismissed on accident due to this fact.
Man am I getting sick of sorting through WOS posts from Urban Dick Flooders! If they would just read the rules, so much time wouldn't be wasted sorting through all of this S**T! I have some words that have been sitting on hold for months because legitimate Editors like myself spend more time deleting WOS posts, then we do getting to post true, creative content.
Urban Dick Flooders by the2ndflood August 21, 2008

Dickfooding 

Dickfooding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a dickfooder in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.
Look at this dumbass he always dickfooding.

Nahhh the dickfooding is Crazy.
Dickfooding by ElFanum December 19, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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