Dick fishin 

when you put fish flakes on your dick and stick into a fish bowl and let the little gold fish tickle your penis

Lincoln: man my girl said she done giving me blowjobs
Zyan: damn nigga my girl did that 2 weeks ago so I just started dick fishin

Dick fishin by xtlanta November 9, 2017

Felony Dick Fishin' 

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

Felony Dick Fishin' by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012

Dick-Fishing 

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

Dick-Fishing by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Dick Fishing 

Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.

Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.

Dick Fishing by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011

dick fishing 

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.

Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."

dick fishing by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009

Dick Fisting 

Dick fisting is when you shove your whole fist into someone dick hole.

When you pee afterwards it's like emptying a bucket of water on the ground.

Smash: Did you see that new website about dick fisting?
Cambio: Hell yeah me and Sipo do that shit all the time

Dick Fisting by E-Serious February 11, 2009

Dick Fishing 

The act of trying to acquire a man, or simply get laid. Usually perpetrated by a desperate woman.

An below average woman trying to 'hook up' with any man available, often desperately.

Anytime a man came into the warehouse, Crystal would go dick fishing.

Dick Fishing by flox November 14, 2009