Dick Turbin
Dick Turbin by sleep-creep February 22, 2009
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Turbin Dick
Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.
Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.
Turbin Dick by Admiral foreskin August 8, 2017
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Dick Turban
Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.
Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!
Dick Turban by jinmao October 8, 2008
[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction
Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.
[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction by pinkfoot January 18, 2009
Dick Turpin
Sexual intercourse in a standing position.
Dick Turpin was a notorious highwayman whose cry, on mugging his victims, was supposedly "stand and deliver!". The origin of the Dick Turpin is presumably related to the fact of "standing" in order to "deliver".
Dick Turpin was a notorious highwayman whose cry, on mugging his victims, was supposedly "stand and deliver!". The origin of the Dick Turpin is presumably related to the fact of "standing" in order to "deliver".
Wayne and Sharon were so overcome with passion that they couldn't wait to get back to his Cortina and instead went for a Dick Turpin in the first available shop doorway.
Dick Turpin by Jet out of Gladiators December 6, 2009
Dick Turban
Dick Turban by sleep-creep February 22, 2009
Dick turban
I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.
Dick turban by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023
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