Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.
Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.
by Admiral foreskin August 08, 2017