When you take stimulant drugs (such as cocaine, adderall, meth) and your dick shrinks down into a tiny useless appendage
Guy 1 : Did you fuck that thot last night?
Guy 2: Nah man I railed some fat lines of blow last night and I got stim dick bad, I couldn’t get it up at all.
When you have taken a drug of the stimulant group e.g. crack, speed, meth, and it's near-impossible to buss a nut - you are given crackhead-like stamina and last forever in bed without ejaculating.
I couldn'tcum because I had stim dick, but at least she enjoyed getting fucked for a few hours straight
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'