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Dick Roll'd

The act of going onto a random video chat service (i.e. chat roulette, omegle, etc.), getting naked, laying on your side, and tucking your penis in between your legs. Then you point the webcam between your upper thigh and lower torso, and begin to video chat with strangers. Once another male believes he is looking at a vagina, you start to tease him and make him believe your a chick. Once he says the key words to "open your legs" or "show me more", you open your legs real wide and say "YOU'VE JUST BEEN DICK ROLL'D!!"
Friend 1: Hey dude, did you get any tits on Omegle last night?

Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.

Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.

Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
Dick Roll'd by JordanMichael September 12, 2011
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Dick Roll'd

Similar to being "Rick Roll'd," except when someone sends you a link to pornography instead of what you're looking for. This phrase originated on mylazysundays.com
HAHA! you just got Dick Roll'd, sucka!
Dick Roll'd by Lil Wayng September 24, 2011

Dick Roll'd

Richard from Looking For Group, among whose titles is "Lord of the Dance", has his own take on Rick Roll'd. At one point, he proceeds to attack his enemies, then dances and sings Never Gonna Give You Up. At the end, he turned his enemies to ash, saying, "You got Dick Roll'd."
You got Dick Roll'd.
Dick Roll'd by Lord of the Undead August 16, 2010

Dick Roll`d

When one guy sends his friend a link disguised as a funny youtube video, or work document but actually contains gay porn.
Douche: Dude, open this link, its got the HAwttest girls on this site!
Sucker: Oh, ok. *click* AAAH!!MY RETINAS!!!
Douche: Dick Roll`d XD
Dick Roll`d by King KaRmA April 18, 2009

egg roll dick 

It's when a person was not circumsized yet and has a dick that looks like a fucking nasty ass egg roll.
Patrick Jezewski has a nasty egg roll dick.
egg roll dick by poop1234561 December 31, 2011

Fruit roll dick 

When a person wraps a fruit roll up on a man’s dick and sucks it until it cums
Peggy have you ever tried fruit roll dicks I hear my friend jason tried it with his little sister

Dick roll-up 

Wrapping your semi in raw bacon before having sex with a girl and then feeding it to her afterward.
I just gave Sally a dick roll-up.
Dick roll-up by thedizzler March 7, 2007
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