Dick Rail

To snort cocaine off a man's erect junk.
Walking in on a girl performing this task and she replies with, "relax it's just a dick rail"
by Brealz October 12, 2008
mugGet the Dick Railmug.

dick rails

Another name for snake bite piercings. The rings on either side of the bottom lip serve as rails to guide a dick right into your mouth.
Guy: "Hey guys, look at my snake bites!! I'm such a hard ass!!"

Friend: "You mean look at your dick rails. You're such a fag, I bet you can suck a mean dick with those things!!"

Everyone around the conversation: "Hahahahah!!!"
by ronious October 13, 2009
mugGet the dick railsmug.