Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.

Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!

Dick Nob by cy&ha August 22, 2010

Dick nob

Someone that is not very smart and is a dick to

Your a dick nob Chris

Dick nob by The dick nob November 30, 2018

dick nobbed 

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it

I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night

dick nobbed by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016

dicknob 

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

dicknob by jwgrooves October 11, 2010

Email Dicknob 

1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.

Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".

Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

John Doe Response

- Me too

Email Dicknob by Scottrude May 27, 2010

Dicknob 

An asshole

Shut up, dicknob!

Dicknob by ????? November 19, 2003

dicknob 

Refrence to a male to abuse them because they have genital herpes or genital warts.

Yo dicknob go wash ur balls!

dicknob by rajesh kumar February 25, 2007