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Dick nob
Dick nob by The dick nob November 30, 2018
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dick nobbed
When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it
dick nobbed by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016
Email Dicknob
1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.
2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".
Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.
John Doe Response
- Me too
Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.
John Doe Response
- Me too
Email Dicknob by Scottrude May 27, 2010
dicknob
dicknob by rajesh kumar February 25, 2007
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