Dick Mousse

When you're dehydrated after the third round of sex, and out comes paste.

"Jimmy was going to bat for the 3rd time, but all that came out was some dick mousse for Tina to eat."

by Fluffytuff June 14, 2018

mouse dick

A man who's penis is equal or smaller than one of a mouse. Usually people with the name "Markus" have a Mouse Dick.

"What's up mouse dick?"
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas; except mouse dick, that's for life!"

by Dicktionary1020 January 6, 2015

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Dickmouse

A person known for eating Fromunda Cheese

This girl is such a Dickmouse! She just went down on me, and I haven't showered in three days!

by (Zer0) March 15, 2011