Dick Miss

When you are pounding your partner and are about to put it in, you miss the hole and and your erected penis goes into their ass cheek causing brutal pain

Nick: Paul how was your anniversary? Paul:Terrible, I had the worst dick miss

Dick Miss by MunchieMuch August 10, 2017

dick mission 

Pursuing a pointless endeavor; counter productive; beating a dead horse, a cluster fuck, a waste of time.

Matt: I want to fix up my old truck to sell it. It needs about $2000 in work. What do you think?
Jack: I don't even think you could sell it for that much. Seems like a dick mission to me, hoss.

Jeff: I have to convince my boss that we need to cut salaries to just stay in business. It's the only way.
Wendy: He'll agree to that?
Jeff: Oh hell no! It's a total dick mission.

dick mission by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2010

Dick Missle 

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

Dick Missle by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

dick missile 

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.

"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"

dick missile by thedingusdude July 14, 2015

dick-missile 

Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.

Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!

dick-missile by The Demoralizer December 30, 2007

Dick Missle 

A missle that is fired at mcdonalds to cause mass destruction, and the beginning of the end of the world!

Shut up Dick Missle!

Dick Missle by Joseph June 28, 2004

Dick missile 

When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.

Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.

Dick missile by Chickadee7200 July 19, 2022