Dick Miss

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When you are pounding your partner and are about to put it in, you miss the hole and and your erected penis goes into their ass cheek causing brutal pain

Nick: Paul how was your anniversary? Paul:Terrible, I had the worst dick miss

Dick Miss by MunchieMuch August 10, 2017

Words you can keep

dick mission

Pursuing a pointless endeavor; counter productive; beating a dead horse, a cluster fuck, a waste of time.

Matt: I want to fix up my old truck to sell it. It needs about $2000 in work. What do you think?
Jack: I don't even think you could sell it for that much. Seems like a dick mission to me, hoss.

Jeff: I have to convince my boss that we need to cut salaries to just stay in business. It's the only way.
Wendy: He'll agree to that?
Jeff: Oh hell no! It's a total dick mission.

dick mission by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2010

Dick Missle

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

Dick Missle by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

dick missile

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.

"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"

dick missile by thedingusdude July 14, 2015

dick-missile

Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.

Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!

dick-missile by The Demoralizer December 30, 2007

Dick Missle

A missle that is fired at mcdonalds to cause mass destruction, and the beginning of the end of the world!

Shut up Dick Missle!

Dick Missle by Joseph June 28, 2004

Dick missile

When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.

Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.

Dick missile by Chickadee7200 July 19, 2022

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026