dick-missile 

Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.

Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!

dick-missile by The Demoralizer December 30, 2007

dick missile 

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.

"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"

dick missile by thedingusdude July 14, 2015

Dick missile 

When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.

Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.

Dick missile by Chickadee7200 July 19, 2022

Dick Missile 

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

Dick Missile by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

Missile Dick 

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

Missile Dick by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Missile Dick 

One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.

These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.

Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.

Missile Dick by couragealex July 29, 2009

Dick Missle 

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

Dick Missle by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015