When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.

Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.

Dick missile by Chickadee7200 July 19, 2022

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Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

Dick Missile by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

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Missile Dick

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

Missile Dick by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

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Missile Dick

One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.

These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.

Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.

Missile Dick by couragealex July 29, 2009

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Dick Missle

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

Dick Missle by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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