Dick Mint

A word that refers to a stupid or ignorant person; best fit when no other word seems appropriate to describe the ridiculousness of the idiotic person.

(Driver One fails to understand the concept of merging and slams on breaks causing cars to scatter all over the highway to avoid an accident.)

Driver 2: "UGH...WTF, YOU'RE SUCH A...A...A...DICK MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Boomer Kegstand December 28, 2010

Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018

Mint Dick

A menthol body wash that makes your junk tingle.

I got a date after the game, hand me some of that mint dick.

by Bill Matteson October 3, 2021

Dick mints

Another name for a bowl of communal mints, especially if they're situated anywhere near a toilet. A lot of men don't wash their hands after draining the dragon and then reach right into the bowl of mints, this means if you suck on a communal mint you're essentially sicking another man's dick.

Receptionist: (Motions towards bowl) Mint, sir?
Man: Hell no, I 'aint sucking on dick mints...

by kujan December 27, 2007

Dick Mints

The mint that girls eat before giving a blow job so their gag reflex doesn't show

Dude 1: *Hey man did you get head from Sarah?*
Dude 2: *Yeah she used dick mints, that was crazy*
Dude 1: *she didn't gag at all?*
Dude 2: *nah man, get your girl some dick mints*

by knowitAwl July 17, 2015

Minty Dick Cake

When you wash your dick with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. The usual response afterwards is "Wait. Why do you taste so minty fresh?" *Head tilt*

Example: "Hey, what are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day?" Answer: "A minty dick cake, of course."

by So Fresh So Clean April 25, 2013

minty dick

When you are sucking a dick and smoking a menthol cigarette at the same time.

I know that he has a minty dick.

by Sligoslut October 4, 2017