Dick Kitten 

When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.

T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)

Dick Kitten by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015

Kitten dick 

An individual has a super small dick, but is still cute and cuddly

Man, did you see that dudes kitten dick?

Kitten dick by Kneehighfun January 17, 2019

i left my dick in the kitten 

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

i left my dick in the kitten by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017

Dick kittens 

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!

Dick kittens by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

dickmitten by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

Dickmitten by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

Dickmitten by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011