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kickin' it with my dick in it

to 'hang out' with your penis in something... usually a girl's mouth or vagina

similar to "rockin' out with my cock out" or "hangin' out with my wang out". except the penis is 'in' not 'out'
hey dude what are you doing with that girl?

not much, just kickin' it with my dick in it

Kickin' it with my Dick in it! 

Another fun filled way of expressing your current state of being. Usually, one who is on some kind of psychoactive chemical or a cocktail of mind altering substances. This term is used to express the lack of doing anything of importance when asked if you are busy or unavailable. This term originated in norther california and unfortunately has graced the ears of very few. i.e see "rocking out with my cock out" and "hanging out with my wang out". Society was in desperate need of a better way to express ones current state without resorting to overused, cliched terms from far too many movies.

This term was originally coined by a young man named Andrew Hopson. Growing increasingly fed up with hearing commonly overused saying some jack off hear on a movie, Andrew Hopson decided it was time for the world to have something better, funnier, and unique. Only the few who have been exposed to this wonderous play on words, dare try using it in everyday communication. Watch it pop up in a movie now and than it's no good. So is, the way of the world.
"Hey bro, what are u up to man?"
"Not a damn thing man, just "Kickin' it with my Dick in it!"
"Alright, well is it cool if I roll through?"
"yeah man, like I said, just chillin here at my spot"
"Alright bro, u got a 40 u can get rid of?"
"I'll have it ready when u get here brah"
"wood"
"no worries brother"
"alright bud see u soon"

Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame 

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!

goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard 

1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"

dicklicking 

Man i really wanna go do some dicklicking with jann
dicklicking by Jann_lover-69 April 30, 2016

dicklickingsonofagun 

a stupid fucking queer that follows people around and kisses ass and licks dicks!!!
Linsey Taylor is a dicklickingsonofagun!
dicklickingsonofagun by LiLB March 24, 2005
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