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Dick Kickem

I'm gonna kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass! -Dick Kickem
by xX_Get_your_free_tvs_Xx August 30, 2017
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Dick Kicked In

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly
"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC
by Average John April 3, 2015
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Dick Kicked In

To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.

Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.

My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017
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Dick Kickum

The most powerful dick kicker ever. Can truly fuck your anal hole.
"It's time to Kick Gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass."
- Dick Kickum.
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Dick-kicker

(n)1. a very dirty and/or very embarrasing story.
2. the twisted or disturbing punchline to a very dirty joke and/or very embarrasing story.
ex 1: "...But here's the dick-kicker, my ass isn't sore."
"Wow. That was a dick-kicker."

ex 2: "Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Transexual."
"Transexual who?"
"(the dick-kicker)"
"Wow. That was uncalled for."
by The Shinobi December 15, 2008
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Kicked dick

An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.
Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.
by wizecracker October 6, 2016
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kicked it in the dick

to have excelled at or to triumphed within and action or calling
person 1 - "how was your interview"
person 2 - "kicked it in the dick"
by donovan wilkinson January 28, 2007
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