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Dick Kicked In
To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly
"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"
"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC
"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC
Dick Kicked In by Average John April 3, 2015
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Dick Kicked In
To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.
Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.
My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
Dick Kicked In by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017
Dick Kickum
Dick Kickum by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. May 9, 2018
Dick-kicker
(n)1. a very dirty and/or very embarrasing story.
2. the twisted or disturbing punchline to a very dirty joke and/or very embarrasing story.
2. the twisted or disturbing punchline to a very dirty joke and/or very embarrasing story.
ex 1: "...But here's the dick-kicker, my ass isn't sore."
"Wow. That was a dick-kicker."
ex 2: "Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Transexual."
"Transexual who?"
"(the dick-kicker)"
"Wow. That was uncalled for."
"Wow. That was a dick-kicker."
ex 2: "Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Transexual."
"Transexual who?"
"(the dick-kicker)"
"Wow. That was uncalled for."
Dick-kicker by The Shinobi December 15, 2008
Kicked dick
An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.
Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.
Kicked dick by wizecracker October 6, 2016
kicked it in the dick
to have excelled at or to triumphed within and action or calling
kicked it in the dick by donovan wilkinson January 28, 2007
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