Dick Heart

When someone mispronounces the name of French philosopher "Descarte" very badly

"Hey, I was reading that new Dick Heart book yesterday! It's really good!"

by ‍ February 19, 2019

dick heart attack

When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack

"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"

"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"

by DankVapes January 8, 2017