Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

dick heart attack 

When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack
"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"

"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"
dick heart attack by DankVapes January 8, 2017

Dickhearted 

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.
Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.
Dickhearted by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

Dickheadtator

Dickheadtator
/ˈdɪkhɛdˈteɪtə/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man, with visions of grandeur such that he thinks he is a ruler with total power over a country, occasionally one who has obtained control by force, but more often just through smoke, mirrors and utter bullshit.
"When somebody is president of the United States, your authority is total," - Donald J. Trump, April 13th, 2020.
"You're a fucking dickheadtator, buddy!" - Rest of the human species, soon thereafter.
Dickheadtator by Ms. Unformation April 13, 2020

Madame Dickherts 

A fake name intended to sound like "My Damn dick hurts!"

Very funny.
Person 1: What's your name?

Person 2: Madame Dickherts

Person 1: What?

Dickheadtorship 

A form of management or organization in which the ruler is an absolute dictator AND a dickhead
Jim is known for his dickheadtorship, forcing his illogical decisions on the rest of the team
Dickheadtorship by Dotmpp March 5, 2010

Dickheart 

1. A word jewish people use to insult people.
2. A word to describe that your dick is where your heart is and vise versa.
Dave called us all dickhearts.
Dickheart by Brett Snyder October 10, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Load more