Dick Heart

When someone mispronounces the name of French philosopher "Descarte" very badly

"Hey, I was reading that new Dick Heart book yesterday! It's really good!"

by ‍ February 19, 2019

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When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack

"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"

"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"

by DankVapes January 8, 2017

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Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.

Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.

by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

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Dickheadtator

Dickheadtator
/ˈdɪkhɛdˈteɪtə/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man, with visions of grandeur such that he thinks he is a ruler with total power over a country, occasionally one who has obtained control by force, but more often just through smoke, mirrors and utter bullshit.

"When somebody is president of the United States, your authority is total," - Donald J. Trump, April 13th, 2020.
"You're a fucking dickheadtator, buddy!" - Rest of the human species, soon thereafter.

by Ms. Unformation April 13, 2020

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