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dick heart attack 

When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack
"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"

"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"
dick heart attack by DankVapes January 8, 2017

Dickhearted 

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.
Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.
Dickhearted by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

Dickheadtator

Dickheadtator
/ˈdɪkhɛdˈteɪtə/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man, with visions of grandeur such that he thinks he is a ruler with total power over a country, occasionally one who has obtained control by force, but more often just through smoke, mirrors and utter bullshit.
"When somebody is president of the United States, your authority is total," - Donald J. Trump, April 13th, 2020.
"You're a fucking dickheadtator, buddy!" - Rest of the human species, soon thereafter.

Madame Dickherts 

A fake name intended to sound like "My Damn dick hurts!"

Very funny.
Person 1: What's your name?

Person 2: Madame Dickherts

Person 1: What?

Dickheadtorship 

A form of management or organization in which the ruler is an absolute dictator AND a dickhead
Jim is known for his dickheadtorship, forcing his illogical decisions on the rest of the team
Dickheadtorship by Dotmpp March 5, 2010

Dickheart 

1. A word jewish people use to insult people.
2. A word to describe that your dick is where your heart is and vise versa.
Dave called us all dickhearts.
Dickheart by Brett Snyder October 10, 2005