Dick Heart

When someone mispronounces the name of French philosopher "Descarte" very badly
"Hey, I was reading that new Dick Heart book yesterday! It's really good!"
by February 19, 2019
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dick heart attack

When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack
"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"

"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"
by DankVapes January 09, 2017
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