Dick Fix 

Women who like to wake up their man in the wee hours to satiate their loins with a quickie are getting their "dick fix" and then they go back to sleep.

"Last night I woke up needing a dick fix so I jump on my man for a quickie and then crashed!"

Dick Fix by svnyrbtch April 5, 2010

dick fixture 

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

dick fixture by yuri December 5, 2004

dick fixture 

One who talks so much that the viable option to shut them up is to stick your dick in their mouth.

"Kevin is a real dick fixture during OPCOMM meetings"

dick fixture by dinomite April 8, 2004