One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.

"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"
"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"

Dick Farmer by Mike Giard May 4, 2007

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dick farmer

Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.

1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.

intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.

1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.

Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.

Joe,"Fuck you, you Dick farmer!" Jamie,"Your just pissed because i Dick farmed your friends."

dick farmer by Nightburn March 24, 2008

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Dick farmer

Emotionally unavailable boy that treats girls who love him like shit for their own pleasure. They’re called dick farmers because they farm so much girls it makes their d smaller everyday

Guy: babe I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!

Dick farmer by pusierongodmother April 24, 2022

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Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

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