Dick Enberg

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged

Dick Enberg by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

MDE is a complete lack of confidence and zest due to the fact that one is packing a small gun. Like conceal and carry, but for a baby. #babycock

This girl (siphoe) said she wanted a Hot Big Ben, but unfortunately I am packing Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE) by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

Big Dick Energy

The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The Big Dick tells it's own story. Everyone strives for big dick energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with big dick energy possess qualities such as leadership, kindness, positivity towards others, great humor, and a "dont fuck with me" aura. Great hair too.

Wow! Look, there goes Brian with that big dick energy. He is unstoppable.

Big Dick Energy by BTH TPH September 6, 2018

Big dick energy

The amazing energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The Big Dick tells it's own story. Everyone strives for big dick energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with big dick energy possess qualities such as leadership, kindness, positivity towards others, great humor, and a "dont fuck with me" aura. Great hair too.

Wow look at Joey b on the south pool that’s some serious big dick energy

Big dick energy by Squad5 July 31, 2019

big dick energy

confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. it is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account.

pete davidson is 6’3 with dark circles, exudes big dick energy , looks evil but apparently is an angel, and loves his girl publicly.

big dick energy by neptuneestate June 26, 2018

button dick energy 

Button dick energy is opposite of big dick energy. It’s synonymous with short man syndrome when one tries to appear tall and they’re not.

That racist statement he made is Button Dick Energy, it makes him small.

button dick energy by King Yamayama February 15, 2023

Big Dick Energy

A cockmass-energy equivalence discovered by Albert Einstein in 1905. This relationship is quantified by the equation E = BD^2, with E as energy, B as big, and D as dick.

Einstein: *Does well in school*
Kid: Ha, that Einstein nerd has a chode!
Einstein decades later: *Invents Big Dick Energy equation to prove that this kid, in fact, is the one that has a chode*

Big Dick Energy by mihoyminoy May 24, 2019