Dick Dry 

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

Dick Dry by Justasaying May 18, 2019

Dick Dry 

1. No one is in your DM’s

2. No one is in your Pussy/ on your Dick
3. Simply no one likes you

Girl: Alex hasn’t texted me.

Boy: Really? And didn’t Riley skip on your dick appointment?
Girl: Yeah.

Bro: Wow you are dick dry.

Dick Dry by Justasaying May 20, 2019

Dick Dry 

The act of someone's dick being too dry,even with lube itll still go in the pussy dry.

"Damn James's dick was so dick dry"

Dick Dry by Cashmoney420 December 2, 2016

dick dry heaving 

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.

Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.

dick dry heaving by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013

Dick dry heaving 

When a male has previously came and either continues to fuck or have his dick sucked and nothing comes out.

Dry heaving is another word for refractory period sex

Man i was dick dry heaving lastnight after I nutted on Jennifer the first time. She wanted to suck my dick and have me bust in her mouth but nothing came out

Dick dry heaving by Penisclacker45 November 25, 2018

Dick Dry-Heaving 

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.

Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.

Dick Dry-Heaving by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019

Dry Dick 

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

Dry Dick by IronMikey April 3, 2023