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Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

Dick Dry by Justasaying May 18, 2019

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Dick Dry

1. No one is in your DM’s

2. No one is in your Pussy/ on your Dick
3. Simply no one likes you

Girl: Alex hasn’t texted me.

Boy: Really? And didn’t Riley skip on your dick appointment?
Girl: Yeah.

Bro: Wow you are dick dry.

Dick Dry by Justasaying May 20, 2019

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Dick Dry

The act of someone's dick being too dry,even with lube itll still go in the pussy dry.

"Damn James's dick was so dick dry"

Dick Dry by Cashmoney420 December 2, 2016

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dick dry heaving

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.

Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.

dick dry heaving by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013

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Dick dry heaving

When a male has previously came and either continues to fuck or have his dick sucked and nothing comes out.

Dry heaving is another word for refractory period sex

Man i was dick dry heaving lastnight after I nutted on Jennifer the first time. She wanted to suck my dick and have me bust in her mouth but nothing came out

Dick dry heaving by Penisclacker45 November 25, 2018

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Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.

Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.

Dick Dry-Heaving by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019

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Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

Dry Dick by IronMikey April 3, 2023

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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