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Dick draw Mcgraw 

Two gentleman stand back to back and take 3 paces apart after draw is declared turn around and the two gentlemen jerk off facing each other and whoever shoots the other is the winner
Meet you at high noon for the dick draw McGraw!
Dick draw Mcgraw by AndyG619 May 18, 2019

dick in drawer 

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick
"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"
dick in drawer by Mr Special August 16, 2019

drawer dick 

Vibrator, dildo or any dick like objects used in place of the real deal

Found in a lot of women's dresser drawers or night stands.
My husband is out of town tonight so I'll have to use my drawer dick.
drawer dick by AMB0503 May 11, 2013

My dick is stuck in the drawer 

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"
Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day 

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!
"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday

Dickdrawal 

When someone that is used receiving dick is suddenly left without it, causing withdrawal symptoms to occur.
That chick Devandra, she's going through total Dickdrawal right now. I caught her grinding that kid Skip's arm from accounting in the break room.
Dickdrawal by partycrashers October 11, 2009