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Dick Dragon

A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.
Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!

Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!
Dick Dragon by Jame-o December 4, 2014
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Ukranian Dick Dragon 

The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.
I was giving my girl the Ukranian Dick Dragon last night, the people next door could hear it.

Big dick dragon 

It's what your girl calls me during our conference meetings at work.
Big dick dragon by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

Dragon Dick 

When waking up with morning glory and going for a piss. And the piss goes all over the place except in the bowl.
"fuck man, who pissed all over the seat?"
"ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon dick."
Dragon Dick by Travity May 21, 2009

Dragon Dick 

When you set your dick on fire and stick it in her ass
mike walked up to Tracey and asked "you wanna try some dragon dick"
Dragon Dick by Nummy1132 October 29, 2018

dragon dick 

A big fat cock that has the ability to eat people.
Andrew's dragon dick ate that pussy.

dragon dick 

1) A penis that breathes fire or throws flames from its hole

2) When a human being has an actual dragon for a cock. Piss is shot out of the dragon's mouth.

3) The cock of a dragon.
Vladimir: Hey Geoff, check out my cock, its doing some weird shit.

Geoff: Holy shit bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. You've got a dragon dick.

or

"I'm so embarassed to change in the lockerroom after Yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon dick hanging off the front of me"
dragon dick by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 29, 2009