7 definitions by _SirHumble

salty liver

When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.

Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023

When he hard on soft and his penis built like angel hair noodles, it's called a Wonton Dick.

E tried to make love to Bre last night but got Wonton Dick and had to sleep in the basement again.

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023

A mixture of sperm and breast milk smeared on a woman's chest during sex.

Jane got so horny last night, I overheard her telling Ben to give her some Russian Nipples. I thought it was a drink but I was soo wrong.

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023

The act of dipping your nipples into frosting, Then rubbing your nipples on a man's butthole.

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023

When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.

You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.

Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023

It's what your girl calls me during our conference meetings at work.

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023