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Dick Dag 

Shit left on the helmet of your penis after committing lewd act
After a rousing weekend with the boys Pete returned home with sore knees, stretched earlobes and a dick dag
Dick Dag by Karlabrit June 1, 2018

dick dagger 

When a girl looks good from behind but has a monstrous face which sends the feelings of daggers to your dick.
Hector: Look at that phat ass
Moises: Oh Hell yeah that is a phat ass
Hector: Look at the face and let me know.
Moises: Na Dawg her face is ugly she's a dick dagger
Hector: What a waste
dick dagger by broncos429 August 7, 2011

dick daggers 

A phrase one would exclaim when surprised by something unexpected.
“Do you have any 3’s?”
“Nope.”
Do you even know what a 3 is?”
(a loud noise is heard)
“Dick daggers!”
dick daggers by Mr. Quackerjack August 10, 2018

Yung Dagger Dick 

On X’s No Jumper interview, he explained that women like his dick because it’s big and, in his own words, “like a dagger…long, a solid 8 inches, but skinny.” Due to this, he nicknamed himself ‘Young Dagger Dick’. This also used to be his old Twitter handle before he changed it to @xxxtentacion.
Yeah, hit my line for the nigga dick, check my Twitter, yeah
Yeah, they call me Yung Dagger Dick, that's my handle, yeah
Yung Dagger Dick by Elexon6273 October 9, 2018

Young Dagger Dick 

A nickname for 19 year old, south Florida rapper "xxxtentacion" (Jahseh Onfroy). In his first interview after being released from jail, he explains that the nickname refers to his penis size. He says the length of his penis is good (7 or 8 inches), but that the girth is lacking. He compares it to an E.T. finger. Despite this, he doesn't seem to encounter any sexual problems.
Me: I love X, he is my soul mate. I would do anything to be with him.
Drake: You wanna get with Young Dagger Dick?

Me: It's not the size of the wave that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I wanna be his emo bitch.

dagger dick 

Referring to XXXTENTACTION, it's when one's dick has length but no girth.
I fucked a nigga last night who pulled a good 9 inches but he had a skinny ass dagger dick so I didn't cum
dagger dick by afgdfgsdgdsgf March 30, 2017
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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