Dick Crush 

When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.

"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."

"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."

Dick Crush by SIDthug September 26, 2009

dick crusher

someone who licks your buttsack

joe flanagan got his dick crushed by connie. dick crusher

dick crusher by conchetta17 August 8, 2008

Dick crushing 

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

Dick crushing by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé

Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.

Dickcushion by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

dickrush 

What happens to an aroused male when they experience something that is very anti-arousing, and they feel their boner is heading rapidly towards the inside.

Dude, last day i had the worst dickrush ever; i was browsing the instagram of my fav pornstar, then i saw a pic of my mother-in-law in bikini.

dickrush by TheCommando April 4, 2020

dickbrush

where a man puts tooth paste on his dick and gets a woman to "brush her teeth" with his dick.

Kelly's teeth were extra clean after she visited my dickbrush

dickbrush by 32isAnumer August 16, 2010

dickcrust

another word for smegma

" Who's dickcrust is on my bed sheets? "

dickcrust by notjazzy December 25, 2016