The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.

"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"

Patented Dick Burger by Pangefous52 August 29, 2019

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Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

Burger Dick by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

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Burger dick

noun - The inability to become sexually aroused due to the consumption of a hamburger.

Hot naked 20-something year old girl: "Hey, I'm naked on your porch! Come fuck me!"

Old man: "Oh, I can't...I just ate a burger. I have burger dick..."

Burger dick by Chuck Shaw April 11, 2009

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Bugger Dick

Also known as Bugger Balls; meaning anyone as stupid and potato faced as Brendan Schaub(a severely retarded ex MMA turned podcaster who is the laughing stock of the Internet due to his abysmal IQ level and horrific cringe content including moronic conversation and lack of self awareness).

Did you see Bugger Dicks "Special" The Gringo The Papi? What a fucking retard

Bugger Dick by Metal Rain March 21, 2024

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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