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Dick Burger 

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.
For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.
Dick Burger by KerrJody November 7, 2019
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dick burger 

Another way of calling someone a dumbass.
John was being a real dick burger today.
dick burger by Cheech April 2, 2003

Dick burger 

A burger you buy at Spencer’s
“Hey nice dick burger, dickhead. Where’d you get it from?“

“I got it from Spencer’s retard fuck.”
Dick burger by Dickburger69 December 12, 2019

Patented Dick Burger 

The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.
"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"

Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.
Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.
Burger Dick by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Burger dick

noun - The inability to become sexually aroused due to the consumption of a hamburger.
Hot naked 20-something year old girl: "Hey, I'm naked on your porch! Come fuck me!"

Old man: "Oh, I can't...I just ate a burger. I have burger dick..."
Burger dick by Chuck Shaw April 11, 2009

Bugger Dick 

Also known as Bugger Balls; meaning anyone as stupid and potato faced as Brendan Schaub(a severely retarded ex MMA turned podcaster who is the laughing stock of the Internet due to his abysmal IQ level and horrific cringe content including moronic conversation and lack of self awareness).
Did you see Bugger Dicks "Special" The Gringo The Papi? What a fucking retard
Bugger Dick by Metal Rain March 21, 2024
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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