Diarrhoni 

Digestive intolerance towards Italian foods such as pepperoni, macaroni, rigatoni, hell, anything that ends in roni.
We’re talkin’ major pasta shits here pizon!

You wouldn’t believe how bad that Olive Garden unlimited pasta bowl got me. I was up all night with diarrhoni!

Diarrhoni by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022

diarrhoopy

A goopy glob of diarrhea, combining the words of "diarrhea" and "goopy". Essentially goopy diarrhea

I went to the public restroom, someone forgot to flush, and in the bowl was a giant pile of diarrhoopy.

diarrhoopy by freddy69 April 23, 2021

diarrhoea panic

Sudden panic caused by diarrhoea.

I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.

diarrhoea panic by tylrh_ September 29, 2018

diarrheaing 

The act of going diarrhea. Commonly associated with: the hershey squirts, explosive bowel movements, porcelain punisher, and generally destructive colon activities.

Stephanie spent all this morning diarrheaing.

diarrheaing by Singingfrenzy November 19, 2006

bandwidth-diarrhoea 

The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters

Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea

bandwidth-diarrhoea by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

diarrhoea 

Unstoppable poop torrent

'Hi Boss, I couldn't possibly come to work today. I have a bad, bad case of diarrhoea.'

diarrhoea by blackwidow_stretsfield January 12, 2017

Diarrhagia 

Formed by combining the Greek and Latin medical roots 'dia' meaning "through completely" and 'rrhagia' meaning "bloody or excessive discharge."

Also known by it's shortened version, "rrhag" or "rrhagia."

Example 1:

"Shit, I got that nasty rrhag today."

Example 2:

Jim: "What did you do last night to prepare for the marathon?"
Kimmy: "F**k, I actually went to happy hour and blacked out by 7. Feeling it today..."
Jim: "Aw shit, gurl. That sucks. Diarrhea?"
Kimmy: "Naw, worse... Diarrhagia."

Diarrhagia by JGerkstain April 12, 2013