mayo lick

It's when you put mayo on your fingers, shove your fingers up your ass, and then proceed to lick it off.

The mayo john was eating didn't have a lot of flavor, so john decided to do a mayo lick.

by freddy69 May 01, 2015

diarrhoopy

A goopy glob of diarrhea, combining the words of "diarrhea" and "goopy". Essentially goopy diarrhea

I went to the public restroom, someone forgot to flush, and in the bowl was a giant pile of diarrhoopy.

by freddy69 April 23, 2021