2 definitions by freddy69

mayo lick

It's when you put mayo on your fingers, shove your fingers up your ass, and then proceed to lick it off.

The mayo john was eating didn't have a lot of flavor, so john decided to do a mayo lick.

by freddy69 May 1, 2015

A goopy glob of diarrhea, combining the words of "diarrhea" and "goopy". Essentially goopy diarrhea

I went to the public restroom, someone forgot to flush, and in the bowl was a giant pile of diarrhoopy.

by freddy69 April 23, 2021